Sierra McKinney - Chief Social Coordinator: While young for this exalted position Sierra is the
hub around which the corporate wheel turns. Sierra is responsible for maintaining the corporate
image outside of any electronic media, securing data logs via photographic means and acting as the
corporate spokeswoman in social gatherings. She is also responsible for ensuring that officers and
employees of the company comply with local customs and dress code (AKA Fashion Police). Sierra
is in her junior year at Edgemont Elementary (grade 5) and is majoring in History and Cultural
Anthropological Morphology. An inquisitive and vocal member of the executive team, Sierra's
language skills are outstanding. Armed with a fuzzy travel companion, Sierra is always on the go.
Sierra’s favorite color is pink and in her spare time she enjoys fashion design, dancing, reading,
Bond movies and travel.
hub around which the corporate wheel turns. Sierra is responsible for maintaining the corporate
image outside of any electronic media, securing data logs via photographic means and acting as the
corporate spokeswoman in social gatherings. She is also responsible for ensuring that officers and
employees of the company comply with local customs and dress code (AKA Fashion Police). Sierra
is in her junior year at Edgemont Elementary (grade 5) and is majoring in History and Cultural
Anthropological Morphology. An inquisitive and vocal member of the executive team, Sierra's
language skills are outstanding. Armed with a fuzzy travel companion, Sierra is always on the go.
Sierra’s favorite color is pink and in her spare time she enjoys fashion design, dancing, reading,
Bond movies and travel.
Brennan McKinney - Web Master: Brennan brings to the organization an intuitive knowledge of all things electronic. He is responsible for on-line research, maintaining and upgrading thecompany’s corporate image. A recent graduate of Edgemont Elementary where he majored in IT support and advanced mathematics, Brennan is in his middle year at Tom Baines Junior High (grade 8). A gifted individual, Brennan provides rare insights into the human condition. His uncannily perfect photographic memory means that the team is never lacking in arcane trivia or famous excerpts from “The Bathroom Reader”. In his spare time Brennan enjoys game boy, xbox, computer games, biking, fishing, reading, karate, skiing and traveling.
Debbie McKinney – Chief Navigational Officer: A member of the SENIOR management team,
Debbie is responsible for setting corporate direction and overseeing operational logistics. Her
sense of adventure ensures that the company is amongst the industry leaders in providing
stimulating growth and educational environments for its employees. A keen traveler and
photographer, Debbie’s drive for documenting corporate activities is offset only by her proclivity
towards motion sickness. Frequently seen ingesting “Gravol” in response to this condition, she
suffers from odd black-out periods. Patience and creativity stand out as Debbie’s greatest gifts in
dealing with a frequently “out-of-control” management team. In her spare time Debbie scrapbooks,
travels, plans more travel, and takes amazing photographs. Recently armed with a digital camera,
(May 2004), she is developing
Debbie is responsible for setting corporate direction and overseeing operational logistics. Her
sense of adventure ensures that the company is amongst the industry leaders in providing
stimulating growth and educational environments for its employees. A keen traveler and
photographer, Debbie’s drive for documenting corporate activities is offset only by her proclivity
towards motion sickness. Frequently seen ingesting “Gravol” in response to this condition, she
suffers from odd black-out periods. Patience and creativity stand out as Debbie’s greatest gifts in
dealing with a frequently “out-of-control” management team. In her spare time Debbie scrapbooks,
travels, plans more travel, and takes amazing photographs. Recently armed with a digital camera,
(May 2004), she is developing
Brian McKinney – Chief Executive Officer: The buck stops here. Responsible for all decisions
within the corporation and arbitrating amongst the management team, Brian’s word is final. A
compulsive planner, the organization has come to respect and live by the corporate schedules
established by this fine leader. Having worked hard to climb the corporate ladder, Brian has reached
the highlight of his professional career in overseeing and developing the management team
presently under his care. A love of adventure, moderated only by a slight fear of spiders helps
ensure the organization stays on the cutting edge. In his spare time Brian enjoys contributing to the
betterment of mankind, and increasing world harmony through mercifully rare social interactions.
some computer skills too.within the corporation and arbitrating amongst the management team, Brian’s word is final. A
compulsive planner, the organization has come to respect and live by the corporate schedules
established by this fine leader. Having worked hard to climb the corporate ladder, Brian has reached
the highlight of his professional career in overseeing and developing the management team
presently under his care. A love of adventure, moderated only by a slight fear of spiders helps
ensure the organization stays on the cutting edge. In his spare time Brian enjoys contributing to the
betterment of mankind, and increasing world harmony through mercifully rare social interactions.
Shelby The Fat Turtle - Chief Mascot: A founding member of "fat turtles anonymous" Shelby sets the pace for the organizations travel. Dressed in green, Shelby can be seen in many interesting positions around the world. Fostering Waldo like aspirations, Shelby will pop up where least expected. Frequently in touch with his primary care giver Shelby is a shy and somewhat nervous traveller. Look for Shelby in the various around the world photos.
